Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Ooh, name it after me! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. But I’ve never been to the moon! I love you, buddy! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful!
Bender?! You stole the atom.
Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? A sexy mistake. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Bite my shiny metal ass. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
- Actually, that’s still true.
- Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that.
Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Why did you bring us here? Soon enough. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
- Belligerent and numerous.
- There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
- You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
It’s toe-tappingly tragic! I’m Santa Claus! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. No, just a regular mistake. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Oh God, what have I done? Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… You mean while I’m sleeping in it?
I never loved you. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Shut up and take my money! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.
That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
