Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Thank you, steal again. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?
What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
- Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
- Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
- Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
- Thank you, steal again.
- I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
- We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
