No, just a regular mistake. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.
Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Bender, you risked your life to save me! It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway!
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
- Can we have Bender Burgers again?
- But existing is basically all I do!
- And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?
Moving along…
Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. I’ll get my kit! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. And I’m his friend Jesus.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!
- Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.
- Daylight and everything.
No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! No, just a regular mistake. No, just a regular mistake. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?
Throw her in the brig. Large bet on myself in round one. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Ummm…to eBay? Then we’ll go with that data file!
I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.
I love you, buddy! Why not indeed! No! Don’t jump! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
Shut up and get to the point! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Shut up and get to the point! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
I don’t want to be rescued. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! I don’t want to be rescued. Say what?
Kids have names? Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Tell her she looks thin. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.