You hit me with a cricket bat.
You’ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat.
No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
- Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
- No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
- Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
- I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
